Imagine what’s going through the head of the head of drunk Florida State fan’s wife. She just wants to get back to the hotel after the ACC Championship game. Drunk Florida State fan wants to keep the party going. He wants to high-five some Seminoles fans. He wants to pound on a car because it seems like a good idea.
And then, just like that, he’s on the ground.
You can tell she’s been through this shit before. She didn’t even flinch when hubby went to pound on the car. She sticks with Drunk Florida State fan because of the kids and he’s not that bad when he’s not drinking (for like two weeks in the winter).