This morning you saw Raiders fan sucker punching 49ers fan INSIDE the Black Hole during Sunday’s game. Of course there was more action between combatants…including Raiders fans looking for action with fellow Raiders fans.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m too much of a pussy to go to a Raiders fan, even if I’m wearing all black and a Howie Long jersey. My ass isn’t stepping foot anywhere near the Hole. I’ll just stay home and catch a Raiders game on the Ticket or wait until the Red Zone Channel cuts to Derek Carr leading a long drive. I’m totally good just watching from a 60″ TV. Or at a nice bar where I won’t be stabbed.
My biggest fear is that I’d go to a Raiders game, get out of my car and start walking to the Hole. Along the way, some scary looking Mexican dude starts talking shit about how white I am and that I’m probably a cop. He wants to see my tats, which I don’t have. I start to run, but 10 Mexican dudes in Raiders gear jump my ass and start hitting me with pipes and demanding to see Raiders tats. I try to scream that I’m just here to knock another stadium off my NFL Stadium Tour list, but they can’t hear me over the sounds of pipes crashing against my head.
They finally leave me lay with brain damage.
I don’t need that kind of trouble. I’ll stay home. The Hole is all yours, you crazy fucks.
Raiders Fan…Punching Raiders Fan In Tailgate Fight Before 49ers Game
