FSU Porn Star Mia Khalifa Analyzes Ladies of ESPN – Part Two


 
Your demands have been met. Round one was so successful, and well received, that your favorite Florida State porn star (@miakhalifa) is back for round 2 of “Mia Analyzes Ladies of ESPN.” There were readers who were blown away by Mia’s dream sex scenarios with ladies such as Linda Cohn, Suzy Kolber, Lindsay Czarniak and Hannah Storm, but wanted Mia analyzing younger Ladies of ESPN. Guys threw out names (one guy wanted Rachel Nichols analyzed even though she’s at Turner). We had guys wishing to remain anonymous DMing praise for Mia’s scenarios.
Name a series on a sports blog better than “Mia Analyzes.” You can’t. She’s such a pro’s pro that Mia took time out of her Bang Bros. cam duties to conceptualize these scenarios. She’s the Hunter S. Thompson of the porn industry.

 

Jade McCarthy  |  Age: N.A.

Mia’s dream sex scenario: Her and I are at a Celtics game when she sees me and recognizes I’m a porn star. She starts talking to me and her Mount Holyoke days start coming back to her. She gets turned on and wants one more rendezvous with a girl so we go to a hidden part in the arena and I go down on her until she starts screaming. Someone hears us and comes to pour a pint over our heads. Doesn’t stop us, now we’re going at it with dozens of people cheering on. Sports Center Top 10, here we come!
 


 

Cari Champion  |  Age: 39

Mia’s dream sex scenario: I come to get a tour of the ESPN studio and am watching a taping of First Take. After the show, the hosts go back to their dressing rooms. I follow Cari to hers to tell her how big of a fan I am. She’s sitting in her makeup chair and I kick her hairstylist out to get some alone time. I start kissing her and just as I’m about to her her top off, Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless barge in and interrupt. They sit on either side of us and tell us to keep going. We get down to business while they argue back and forth about who has better finger and tongue skills. First Take: Cunnilingus edition.
 

Prim Siripipat  |  Age: 33

Mia’s dream sex scenario: She’s smart and beautiful so I have to work for this one. I reach out to her in hopes of gaining some broadcasting knowledge and she lets metake her out to dinner. A $400 bottle of Gevrey Chambertin later and she’s confessing to me about how she’s never been with another girl. The coat room at the Ritz is as far as we get. Someone will need to dry clean their mink after what we did on top of it.

 

Sara Walsh  |  Age: 36

Mia’s dream sex scenario: We meet at a Redskins game and I offer to console her after a devastating loss. She took the bait. For some reason she had a strap on in her purse. I was not in charge of this encounter. She gave me the business hard. Don’t let her french manicure fool you, I couldn’t walk for 3 days.

Michelle Beisner  |  Age: 38

Mia’s dream sex scenario: Her and her husband (Joe Buck) have what seems to be the perfect marriage, but his dick is so small she is never satisfied. I see her at the country club and ask her if she wants to have a drink with me after tennis. Drinks turn into a threesome with the 22-year-old instructor and she skips home happy as a clam to make dinner for Joe. I drive home praying he doesn’t offer to play doubles with us next weekend.

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