I’ll keep this short. You know the drill today: Bears-Lions early as the bird cooks; Eagles-Cowboys in the afternoon when you’re ready for the nap; then the Seahawks-49ers get it on when you’re headed out to the bars. There are also like 400 college basketball games to chose from because nothing is more college than playing for free on a holiday so ESPN has programming to counter the NFL. Enjoy eating like a pig today.
• Kat Torres promoting bottled water in lingerie
• Michael Phelps GF (the one born w/a dick) hits strip club
• OSU RB trolls UM S by posting GF as his #WCW
• Dan Patrick: What I’ve Learned (the Esquire interview)
• Evel Knievel: What I’ve Learned (the Esquire interview)
• How Hef broke the news to Kendra that he wanted sex
• 20 Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets
• Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami
One of the Great Turkey Moments In Movie History
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