I can’t think of a better way to spend a Monday night than with a Panthers-Eagles Monday night game where Gruden will lust over both Cam Newton and Mark Sanchez. It should be a fun night of cliches and superlatives. Buckle up. There’s also a doubleheader from the NBA. I hate to say it, but you might want to take a night off and pretend you’re into whatever your girlfriend or wife wants to watch. Act like you really want to watch Dancing With The Stars. It’ll pay off down the road. Trust me.