Mia Khalifa — a Miami native, Florida State fan & Bang Bros. newest star — has major issues with how ESPN is treating Florida State and Jameis Winston. Khalifa, who has just a couple months of porn under her belt, went off today in a scathing interview with BC on subjects such as ESPN’s SEC bias, Paul Finebaum and how she plans to convert SEC fans into Florida State fans.
I’m usually correct with my Internet predictions so here’s my latest: Mia (@miakhalifa) is about to become a celebrity on the Florida State campus. Seminole fans have been waiting on a major voice to take a stand against ESPN’s tyranny. Here she is and she’s not holding back like other pundits.
I first became familiar with Mia this morning while doing my normal Jameis Winston photo searches. At first, I just noticed a photo of a hot chick wearing a #5 while standing on perfectly vacuumed carpet. Then I led Morning Screencaps with Mia, her photo ended up on Bleacher and she was soon following the BC Twitter account. So I did what all smart college football bloggers would do and asked her some football questions.
BC: Did you go to Florida State?
Mia: No, I’ve been a die hard fan since I was young. Trying to use my porn star powers to make others fans as well though
BC: What’s your plan with these powers to convert fans?
Mia: Lure SEC fans to our side and make people who were ignorant to CFB FSU fans. Not all heroes wear capes… Some wear cumshots. #Pornstars4Jameis
BC: How do you feel about how ESPN has covered FSU? Do you sense an SEC bias?
Mia: There’s an undeniable bias, ESPN has turned into an SEC circle jerk that takes smoke breaks by finding excuses to deny FSU their credit.
BC: Are you familiar with Paul Finebaum from ESPN?
Mia: Of course I am. I think the most unbiased analyst is Kirk Herbstreit.
BC: Would you have sex with Finebaum in your next Bang Bros. video to convert him to a Florida State fan?
Mia: No, I refused to work with a male talent once because he graduated from UF. the hate runs deep, some things you CANT take for the team. My pussy is Fort Knox around SEC fans but my mouth turns into the open shit talking floodgates of hell.
BC: Gotcha. OK, couple more questions & I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you’re busy.
Mia: Go for it
BC: Let’s say Jameis agreed to work with you for a video. What’s the perfect scene with Jameis?
Mia: I crab-walk into a Publix naked and he tries to pimp me out to the manager for some seafood but the manager would rather see us fuck.
BC: Interesting. I like the crab-walk angle. Where should these SEC fans be looking for your work so you can convert them?
Mia: BangBros site or Twitter. I follow anyone twting me showing their support for FSU on gamedays, or if they answer my trivia correctly
BC: I almost forgot…would you work with Herbstreit on film even though he picked Louisville to beat FSU?
Mia: Yes because he didn’t do it out of spite, we have had some close games, it was a fair analysis. But he has to wear an FSU jersey in the vid.
BC: Good stuff. Thanks for the chat.
Mia: Anytime.