Pacers GM Kevin Pritchard Still Trying To Sell His Oregon Lake House Dump — $2.595 Million

 
Kevin Pritchard had a sweet house on prestigious Lake Oswego, was the Trail Blazers GM and Paul Allen fired him just one hour before the 2010 NBA Draft. So Kev went home to his “Mediterranean Masterpiece” on the lake and waited to hear from another team. Eventually the Pacers came calling and Kev has been trying to sell the 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom house ever since. Now priced at $2,595,000, Pritchard is pretty much begging someone to finally take this place off his hands since first listing it at $3.6M in 2010.
According to his realtor:

Captivating lake views are ubiquitous from the interior & the sumptuously appointed terraces that beckon grand entertaining on the lakefront. Re-purposed, hand-torched 100 yr old Doug fir floors, woven wood & custom grillwork accents, 3 main waterfalls, summer sunset’s are home’s direct lake view.

Can’t say I remember a house having waterfalls like this or a bathroom sink like Kev put in one of the bathrooms. Insanity.

Other Highlights of the Pritchard Lake Oswego Dream House:

• 4,070 sq. ft.
• Boat garage
• Bro, those massive trees are insane
15 minutes to Whole Foods
14 minutes to the Boom Boom Room
Mortgage: You’re looking at somewhere around $10,000/mo. before you pay someone to clean this place
 

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