Your favorite unemployed college football color commentator — Craig James — is selling his Celina, Texas house and 14.5 acres of land for a tidy $1,779,000, according to our friends at Realtor. Craig made news in September when he threatened Fox Sports Southwest with a civil rights lawsuit if the channel didn’t rehire him after he was fired when his comments about gays made national news. I’m just hoping Craig doesn’t threaten us with a lawsuit for posting his house listing. We’re just here trying to help the guy sell this massive complex.
Don’t file a lawsuit on us, bro.
From Craig’s real estate agent:
This fabulous Robbie Fusch design sits on 14.5 picturesque acres overlooking a private pond. Recently remodeled by Steve Roberts Luxury Homes, quality and character abound. Nestled just past the gated entry on FM 455 near Preston Rd in Celina. The home features marble counter tops, wood and travertine floors and vaulted ceilings and 4 fireplaces throughout.
From what I can see of the photos, the house has all the charm that Craig has in his life. It really comes out in this house.
Other highlights of Craig’s Texas pad:
• 5 bedrooms, 5 full baths; 2 half-baths
• 3-car garage
• Lovely patio where you could mount a TV to watch college football
• Whole Foods is just 33 minutes south
• 52 minutes from Rick’s Cabaret DFW
Mortgage: $7,000/mo. before you start figuring in A/C costs and someone to clean the pool
