Plenty Of Seats Still Available For the Minnesota-Michigan Game (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

 
 

 
I count 495 tickets in my shopping cart for tomorrow’s Minnesota-Michigan game — just in one section. I stopped adding tickets when the program let me add 99 more tickets in section 32. Let’s just say if Michigan declares tomorrow’s game a sellout, you’ll know they’re lying. StubHub is littered with $19.80 tickets; a total of 3,300+ tickets are available via the ticket site.
Things are so bad for Saturday’s game that you can buy first row tickets in a corner for $60/per. If you’ve ever wanted to be on TV, I suggest buying those tickets and taking a paper bag with you. You’ll get on TV.
Of course you heard about the Buy Coke, get tickets free campaign. It’s all hands on deck at Michigan to make sure the 254 game streak of 100,000+ in attendance keeps rolling along. Capacity is 109,901 so somebody better get busy buying all those empties in section 34. Just a guess: There are at least 10,000 tickets that haven’t been sold.