Normally I’d be going nuts buying a wedding gift for Jimmy Clausen and his blonde professional volleyball fiancee Jess Gysin. However, in this case, I’m not. Gysin doesn’t like us because I used to pick on Jimmy via Twitter and she once told a BC representative at a Jose Cuervo event that she wouldn’t talk to us. So no wedding gift. I hate to be like that, but I have to draw the line somewhere. The odds I get a thank you from the couple are very low so I’ll buy a gift for someone who will appreciate our generosity.
But you can buy Jimmy and Jess a gift from Macy’s. Here’s the wedding registry. It’s rather boring. There are $7 bowls that I would normally snap up. Just can’t bring myself to do it. There’s also a $120 salt & pepper set that will be used once a year.
The other big news with the couple, who will be getting married on February 15, is that they have a wedding website where you can leave the happy couple a message. You can also see where the reception will be held (Toscana Country Club, located in Indian Wells, CA), in case you want to crash the event. The ceremony will be there, too.
Jimmy, you might remember, is now Jay Cutler’s backup in Chicago. Jess plays on the AVP Tour. For those of you who weren’t around Twitter back in 2012, Clausen went nuts chasing Gysin with tweets before finally landing her. Remember the days when agents set up clients on dates with hot chicks? Now these guys just start tweeting with hot chicks and sometimes these guys end up marrying the hot chicks.
Here's Jimmy Clausen's Wedding Registry & Wedding Website
