Solid advice from @RandBall:
Stop it. Something you ate or drank did not change your life. I don’t know why you would say that.
Las Vegas Booze Rules:
Glass containers are now banned on the Strip. This new rule was unanimously approved last night by Clark County commissioners. The good news is that you’ll still be able to get bombed like normal and carry around those yards of 151 or whatever they put in those ridiculous things that people from Ohio, Michigan and Indiana buy on their annual trips.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:
This is 3rd time since 1969 that 2 MLB teams from same metro area clinched division title on same day (last: 2004 Angels & Dodgers)