— Joe’s Crab Shack (@Joes_Crab_Shack) August 26, 2014
I always pictured ARod as a knife and fork corn on the cob kind of guy. There is zero chance PED actually took a bite out of that corn. No way possible. Imagine him trying to get the silk out of his incredibly white teeth. You know he’s not down for that pain in the ass. In fact, I’m guessing the guy hasn’t actually had corn on the cob since he was 18 and slumming it with a $442,000 contract with the Mariners. Anyway, you have to love what this Joe’s Crab Shack account has been up to. They get Harold and ARod to wear the bibs and then take a shot at Jameis.
Hey @Jaboowins we know, sometimes you just need some crab. Stop by Joe’s tonight and we’ll serve you up a free bucket of your favorite legs.
— Joe’s Crab Shack (@Joes_Crab_Shack) August 30, 2014
— Joe’s Crab Shack (@Joes_Crab_Shack) August 31, 2014
Best of ARod being ARod