Hope none of you lost fingers last night lighting M-80s. BC can use the pageviews and you idiots are worthless without fingers. As always, there were a bunch of people across the country last night who were disfigured. I get the fascination of blowing shit up and the rush one gets from bombs bursting in air. I’m just not big on the losing fingers or being severely burned part.
I spent most of my 4th at Cedar Point counting the Chinese-made Old Navy 4th of July shirts. I’ve never seen so many in my life. Congratulations to all the patriots out there who were wearing those Chinese shirts. They own your ass a little more this morning.
And how about that 4th of July blockbuster trade between the A’s and Cubs.
With the reported trade of Jeff Samardzija and Jason Hammel to the
@Athletics Oakland’s staff will employ 5 of the top 33 starters in ERA.
No way they lose the World Series.