Of course you remember Twitter bikini model @_ElleJohnsonfrom when she picked NCAA games via bikinis. Now she’s doing the same with the World Cup and HELL YES SHE’S A PATRIOT WHO HAS BEEN POSTING USA BIKINI PHOTOS. She took France on Monday. They won.
I know a majority of soccer dorks don’t like their women in bikinis, so this will probably be uncomfortable for some of you. I know that most soccer dorks have trouble looking a woman in the eyes. I know most of you soccer dorks feel like you’ll lose your hipster street cred if you appreciate a fine American woman in a USA bikini.
For the rest of you who’ve been here over the years, I know you guys appreciate how Elle always throws photos our way.
Suck it, Belgium.