British tabloid Sunday People went nuts this weekend over an ear biting incident at the Uruguay-England match played over 10 days ago. The paper says this incident where a British dude lost his left lobe happened just after the match ended.
“I said to him ‘What’s going on here mate?’ I’ve been to games for 20 years and never seen anything like that.
“He told me the guy called him a ‘black ****’ and said something like, ‘you shouldn’t be supporting England’.
“Everyone was completely and utterly upset. Then he was given first aid in the first-aid room.”
Both teams have now exited the World Cup and a guy went home with a war story. Everyone just needs to relax and be thankful nobody has died. Wait — the mayor of Bogota, Colombia says eight of his citizens died in celebrations after the national team beat Uruguay.
I guess losing a lobe isn’t that bad after all.