As you’ve heard, Uruguay’s Luis Suarez went all zombie for the third time in his career. No word yet if bath salts were involved.
Well, we think it’s awesome that the third-best soccer player in the world is certifiably insane!!!
I mean he bit the fuck out of that Italian. That was a bite Charlie would be proud of. (Baby video reference and zombie bath salt reference back to back – you’ll only get that brilliance here at Busted Coverage.)
The “bite seen round the world” has received exhaustive global media coverage so what’s left to report?
Two words, TAIWANESE ANIMATION!