Last summer Skinny Rex Ryan went running with the bulls in Spain. This year he has dialed back his near-death adventures and hopped on a plane to Brazil where he caught today’s Russia-Belgium match which was played at Estádio Maracanã in Rio de Janeiro.
Rex really couldn’t ask for a better country to hold the World Cup…if he’s still into crazy sex like he was back in the day with his wife and random dudes. It was estimated before the World Cup that Brazil was home to one million prostitutes. I assume Rex could find some freaky Brazilian chicks who would let him smell their feet. Things could get very, very interesting over the next few days now that Rex has landed.