What’s big news in Philly when the baseball team is complete garbage and tied with the Cubs for the worst record in the NL? Two Padres — Everth Cabrera and Yasmani Grandal — Slip ‘N Sliding tonight on the tarp during a rain delay.
Seriously, you see it above, the local news covered this like an actual story.
I like how the dude keeps it real at the end of the video. He doesn’t even try to sugarcoat how shitty the Phillies are. The Padres are two wins better than the Phillies.