I Know A Whipped Guy When I See One



Hartford Whalers Guy knows exactly how to handle life. Act like you don’t want the souvenir ball because the woman won’t get off your ass about always wanting a foul ball and that you should get her a foul ball.

And she’ll be all over your ass for years if you don’t give her the ball.

“You never cared about me.”

“If I really was the love of your life you would’ve given me the ball.”

“You only care about yourself.”

Whalers Guy understands that the argument here isn’t worth it. You hand over the ball and realize your ass is toast for the next 50 years.

[via @ArmchairAnlyst]