'Elsbury' Is A 'Trader', Gambler Wins $251k On UConn & Yankees Stripper Shoes

 
You have to love this Red Sox fan. So passionate. So into her team. A complete joke when it comes to putting together a Jacoby Ellsbury sign.
The last name is a fail.
Trader?
Are you a plant? Is this some sort of viral campaign from the Yankees to make Red Sox fans look like morons or is she just a moron who showed up to Tuesday’s Yankees-Astros game to be a moron?
I’m leaning to the latter.
From @ESPNStatsInfo

CC Sabathia: average fastball velocity was 89.0 MPH, tied for his lowest in a start in last 6 seasons

Clearly losing weight helped.

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