Buy Daniel Carcillo’s Hipster Haven Condo For $649K [PHOTOS]

Since the Chicago Blackhawks took home the Stanley Cup in 2013, “Carbomb”, or as he’s affectionately known “Gorilla Salad”, left winger Daniel Carcillo has been traded twice and is now a distant memory in the Windy City.  And to make the past officially that, the past, he’s selling his 2500 sq. ft. Lincoln Park condo.

Over his nine-year career, he’s amassed just under $9 million, so he hasn’t quite reached massive “baller” status just yet.  His boring art studio of a home is perfect example.

Honestly, it’s nice, but certainly not something an ice-enforcer (324 PIM for Phoenix in 2007-08) should own.

Most likely, it would be better suited to someone like Andre of The League, who could host gorgeous and elegant wine tastings.  I mean the whole layout has some serious space for a lovely spread.  C’mon Carcillo.  Your nickname is “Gorilla Salad”.  Act like it.

Highlights of Daniel’s Dream Chicago Hipster Pad:

• Two Bedrooms; exposed beams; vaulted ceilings

• Three Bathrooms

• Private roof top you can use three months out of the year in tropical Chicago

• Just .3 Miles Away From Overpriced Treasure Island Supermarket

• 3.4 Miles Away From Pink Monkey Strip Club

Asking: $649,000

Mortgage: Throwing 20%- Monthly of $2,639

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[Buy Daniel Carcillo’s Condo- Realtor.com]

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