Tom Glavine Having A Helluva Time Selling Georgia Mansion – $1.995M

Look, it’s time for Tom Glavine to finally sell his seven bedroom, 9.2 bathroom house in Georgia. This feels like the fourth time we’ve posted this same dump that he’s still trying to sell. Enough is enough, bro. Unload it already.
Now for sale at $1,995,000, Glavine is pretty much begging someone to buy this house that he originally listed for $3,750,000 in 2008. It still has the same shit: the pool is still the pool, the indoor putting green is still there, the basement is still begging for something fun like a Skee-ball machine.
Someone put Glavine (made $129,639,293 during his MLB career) out of his misery. Buy this house already.
According to his realtor:

Southern charm & grandeur are the best way to describe this magnificent brick masterpiece! Located in north atl”s counrty club of the south. Elaborately landscaped grounds are showcased throughout entire 1.95 acres! The interior is showcased across 3 lvls including 2 sty formal foyer & lr, banquet-sized dr, paneled study,main lvl mstr suite w/sitting area & spa bath, kit w/keep rm & sep eating area-terrace lvl w/media rm


Real Highlights of Glavine’s Georgia Dump:

• The place is 10,000 sq. ft.
• Rip out the putting green garbage & you have plenty of room for a bowling alley
• Did you see the master bathroom? Sex den! Double doors to center shower!!
17 miles from Strokers strip club
6.4 miles from Whole Foods
Asking: $1,995,000
Mortgage: $7,700 before you start figuring in taxes, insurance & Mexicans to cut the grass

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