Team Jizz Blaster

  • Gronk Celebrates 4th: Autographs Chick’s Beer Bong & Cops Get Called NFL

    Gronk Celebrates 4th: Autographs Chick’s Beer Bong & Cops Get Called

    As if we expected anything less of Gronk. He brought Team Jizz Blaster back to his hometown of Buffalo and hit up Mickey Rats, a local beach bar. Mickey Rats is notorious for getting pretty raucous during the summer and when Gronk shows up things get taken to the next level. He was spraying whipped cream on himself. Signing beer-bongs. Talking about singing titties. Police raid. JUMP!

  • Did Gronk Plow This Nantucket Nectar Model, Meredith Pineapples, Last Night At Foxwoods? Probably. Football

    Did Gronk Plow This Nantucket Nectar Model, Meredith Pineapples, Last Night At Foxwoods? Probably.

    You know the routine. It's Thursday, Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster roll into another town with their Zubaz, thirsts & raging hormones. Only one thing stands between the Team & gash - an OK from the prey. So there was Meridith Pineapples (@LaPinaCoolada) yesterday at Foxwoods working as a Nantucket Nectar model. Next thing she knows, Gronk is making a gash move. JUMP!

  • Gronk Grinds This Chick To Benefit Boston’s Children’s Hospital Charity! [PHOTOS] Football

    Gronk Grinds This Chick To Benefit Boston’s Children’s Hospital Charity! [PHOTOS]

    Saturday night was a great night to raise money for Boston's Children's Hospital via Patriots' punter Zoltan Mesko's now infamous “ZoliOke” party. Long story short, women bid to sing certain songs with members of the New England Patriots. Money raised goes to charity. Of course Gronk was there on 6/9. So was his fellow Team Jizz Blaster buddy Dean Muhtadi. Of course he was. Anyway, Gronk gave one lady the best karaoke experience of her life. JUMP!

  • As Mentioned, Gronk & His Bros Went HAM Shirtless In Atlantic City Football

    As Mentioned, Gronk & His Bros Went HAM Shirtless In Atlantic City

    We warned you guys that Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster would be in A.C. this weekend for the College Mansion bikini bash. The shirtless Gronk bros didn't disappoint, according to those in attendance. White boy rapper Mike Stud was "in the house," too and seemed to get along swimmingly with everyone's favorite meathead. In fact, it seems that these two meatheads might actually collaborate on future meathead endeavors. Possible meathead tour? Possible. JUMP!

  • Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS] Football

    Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS]

    Ho-hum. Dammit, how cool would it be to go back to your 22-24-year-old days and live life like Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster? From one city to the next. Tampa to Aruba, to Spring Break, to Boston, to the Playboy Mansion, back to Boston and then to Miami. That's in like 5 1/2 weeks. Seriously, if ESPN was to ever get in the 'reality' business, the time is now. Team Jizz Blaster on ESPN2 just going from city to city making bachelorette parties that much better. JUMP!