Sammy Sosa White Face

  • Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day. Other Sports

    Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

    Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!

  • Sammy Sosa Taking White Face To Next Level [PHOTOS] Other Sports

    Sammy Sosa Taking White Face To Next Level [PHOTOS]

    Sammy Sosa's bukkake face is back in the news down in Columbia. Why? It has something to do with baseball, a key to the city, blah, blah, blah. The real news is that some newspaper photographer snapped a shot of Sammy, the paper ran it and his face is the same shade of cream as the shirt he's wearing. Put that guy's face on bright white newsprint & he'd look whiter than Casper. This skin condition is officially out of control. JUMP!

  • Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos] Other Sports

    Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

    Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

  • History Of Sammy Sosa’s Bleached Skin: From Brown, To White & Back To Semi-Brown!

    History Of Sammy Sosa’s Bleached Skin: From Brown, To White & Back To Semi-Brown!

    There was a special guest at yesterday’s Celtics-Heat game that just happened to have front-row seats and ESPN’s Doris Burke. In case you...

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