Most people watch the NBA because they have a favorite team. Some people watch the NBA for the entertainment value....
Asher has spent the better part of three weeks investigating the Clippers dance team. His mission? Find the chick with the craziest career goals. That led to Katrina, just another hot chick using her dance career to get into the nursing field. Or that's just what she tells her parents. Nursing seems like a giant waste of time when she could just marry right into millions and not have to waste time wiping down old dude asses. Her call, though. JUMP!
Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!
Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!
The NBA Playoffs get started Saturday with the 76ers traveling to Chicago for a 1:30 tip against the Bulls, followed by the Knicks playing in Miami against the odds-on-favorite to win the 2012 NBA Championship. Pregame.com has Lebron and the Heat as 2/1 favorites and Chicago as 4/1 to win it all. This also marks a cheerleading milestone for certain units. How about the Los Angeles Clippers dance team finally working into May, a first since '05-06. JUMP!
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!
The one area where Michael Jordan has been solid in his GM duties for the Charlotte Bobcats has been in the dancer department. What, he's not in charge of hiring dancers? Um, he should be claiming responsibility because the basketball team he puts on the court is horrid - 5-32. The only good news at a Bobcats game? You get to see Lindsay shake it during timeouts. Otherwise, this basketball outpost is a giant waste of time. JUMP!