The bad news for Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimer this spring came around March 20 when he was sent to team's minor league camp. The good news: Schwimer recently locked up girlfriend and BC favorite Missy Coles to a long-term free agent deal via an engagement ring. What does this mean in the grand scheme of the WAG-dome? Not much other than the fact other ladies coming through the Phillies WAG pipeline must stay on top of their game. JUMP!
Over the past month or so we've been investigating the ladies of the IFBB Bikini Model circuit. There's been the WAG (Missy Coles), the former Virginia Tech swimmer (Juliana Daniell) and now we've unearthed a couple former NFL cheerleaders that have turned to the bikini sport. In other words, we have a new sport to concentrate on. Not a sport, you say? Blasphemy, fat boy. You think these ladies just diet their way to these bodies? No way, Bubba. JUMP!
You hear World Bikini Championships and instantly think of something having to do with Hooters and draft beer. Not so, my friends. Remember Missy Coles from back in the summer? She's the hot chick with insane implants who is dating Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimmer. She's also into this fitness bikini competition that combines beauty, muscle & how well you fill out a bikini. The world championships were held over the weekend. We have sad news to report - JUMP!
Missy Coles was just going along with her life as a buxom fitness model on the bodybuilding circuit. Then her BF had to go and tweet about her. That's it, bloggers figure out the puzzle. Suddenly Phillies' P Michael Schwimer finds his girlfriend lusted after by drunken, loser fools on the Internet. Of course you haven't heard of Schwimer. He was called up in late August, but figures to be with the big club next season. Time to update your WAG lists accordingly. JUMP!