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  • Team USA’s Alex Morgan Shows Off Abs In New Nike Photos [PHOTOS]

    Team USA’s Alex Morgan Shows Off Abs In New Nike Photos [PHOTOS]

    It's been a while since we've heard from Alex Morgan. She did the whole Sports Illustrated body paint thing, but that was February. We were expecting Morgan to break her silence with a big splash, something to really wow us before the Olympics. Next thing we know, these Nike photos surface and Morgan is flashing some pretty impressive abs. And that's about it. With Hope Solo dominating the summer so far, we expected more out of Morgan. JUMP!

  • 5 Olympic Weightlifting Women Guaranteed To Kick Your Wimp Ass

    5 Olympic Weightlifting Women Guaranteed To Kick Your Wimp Ass

    One of our favorite sports at the Olympics? Weightlifting, specifically women's weightlifting. Why? Because you never know when one of these chicks will puke, blow out a knee or blind a judge via a zit popping from all the pressure. Not that we'd say it to their faces. We've already showed you what Team USA's Hope Solo has to offer, now we bring you weightlifting's lovely ladies. Smooches, girls. JUMP!

  • If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

    If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

    Jeff Fabry can shoot an arrow straighter than you, which wouldn't really be notable except for the fact he only has one arm. Fabry is a member of the U.S. archery team and will be going for gold at the London Olympics. He's also seemingly an all-around swell guy. We're pretty sure this makes him better than all of us. Take a break from watching basketball and eating Cheetos and check it out here.

  • Logan Campbell Pimps His Way To London Olympics Via Escort Agency

    Logan Campbell Pimps His Way To London Olympics Via Escort Agency

    Logan Campbell is a pimp and we mean that literally. At least, he was a pimp. Now he's a member of the New Zealand Olympic team in taekwondo. Campbell initially funded his training through an escort agency he owned. Strangely, not everyone was crazy about the idea and Campbell ended up selling his business. Of course, everyone loves a good underdog story, especially one involving sex. Here's Logan Campbell's.

  • HOLLEY MANGOLD MAKES U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM! Olympic Village Is On Notice.

    HOLLEY MANGOLD MAKES U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM! Olympic Village Is On Notice.

    As we mentioned last week, Holley Mangold had her moment to shine yesterday at the U.S. Olympic weightlifting trials in Columbus, O. Guess who's going to the Olympics, b*tches? To say this makes our year is an understatement. Why? Because Nick Mangold's sister is gregarious, knows she's mammoth and is likely to bench press some Chinese gymnasts in the dining hall. Name another athlete having this much fun in life. PHOTOS - JUMP!