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BC Cheerleader Editor Asher Rockingham refuses to stop on his journey to discover new cheerleaders from the most unlikely locations within college football. Sure, he could tell you about ANOTHER Oregon cheerleader. Sure, he could post more photos of some crazy Florida State cheerleader going nuts at a kegger. But, name another editor who'll dig into the Kansas cheerleading unit. You can't. Say hello to Kristi. JUMP!
Imagine growing up in Ada, Oklahoma and all you have to look forward to is becoming an OU Sooners cheerleader. Girls dream of making it out of the small city and saving up enough money to the mean streets of Norman, OK. BC Cheerleader Editor, Asher Rockingham, brings us the story of Caitlin, who is just a couple games into her freshman cheerleading season. Straight off the bus and already working towards a BCS birth. JUMP!
Busted Coverage Cheerleading Editor Asher Rockingham has had this post in reserve for a slow sports day. Today is that day. When Mike Francesa sleeping through an interview is the big news of the day, it's a slow sports day. So, look here morons, let's get things moving around here with some NFL Cheerleader Rank 'Em. It's your chance to give the Saints cheerleaders a ranking against their peers. Six girls on a boat - go! JUMP!
Sep 12, 2012
BC Cheerleader Editor Asher Rockingham sent word this morning that he had compiled intel on the Iowa State dance team and a recent trip they made to some competition. He wondered if the intel was post-worthy. He was threatened to be fired for such a dumb question. (1.) When's the last time you saw Iowa State chicks in bikinis? (2.) Will you ever have another chance to see ISU chicks in bikinis? This post is very, very important. JUMP!
Sep 7, 2012
Meet the NFL Cheerleader Rookie of the Year, Whitney Ward. This chick hasn't cheered in regular season game and BC is handing Ms. Ward the prestigious award. Name another rookie NFL cheerleader in college, who looks like she parties, is blonde and has bikini photos for you guys. You can't. Once again, BC Cheerleader Editor Asher goes out of his way to unearth a chick who's about to become an Internet legend. JUMP!
Aug 28, 2012
Where to start with the Indianapolis Colts cheerleading bikini shoot debacle of 2012? It was a year ago when I ripped the organization for sending its girls to the Ohio River for a bikini shoot. This year the team decided to class things up by holding the shoot at some giant house and a cesspool creek. At least at the Ohio River the girls weren't on their knees. Whose ass within the Colts organization needs kicked? JUMP!
BC Cheerleader Editor Asher sent me a gChat this afternoon asking, "So is this a nip slip?" There was a link to Facebook, which was perplexing. Next thing I know, there's a Vikings cheerleader on my computer with slight slippage. Of course, this being the Internet, preseason nip is a story. It's slight slippage so don't think your boss is going to fire you. It didn't take the Vikings brass long to delete the areola. It was gone after about 30 minutes. JUMP!
We already chronicled Kat Majester's attempt to qualify for the London Olympics. Not even expected to be close to qualifying in the pole vault, Majester nearly made the team. Now Kat is moving on to the next phase her life: Atlanta Falcons cheerleader. The NFL's new bad girl of cheerleading made her professional debut on Thursday and instantly becomes one of our heros - if she keeps drinking. JUMP!
Isn't it time the Detroit Lions organization puts some effort into rewarding its unofficial cheerleading team, the Detroit Pride? One of the final holdouts in the NFL to not allow cheerleaders anywhere near 60,000 slobbering meathead fans, the Lions finally allowed the Pride entrance to Ford Field in 2010. Now comes word that the ladies are even shooting bikini calendars - made in Michigan (on Lake Michigan). JUMP!
While Rivals.com & all the other college football sites out there are busily breaking down depth charts, Busted Coverage editors have told Cheerleader Editor Asher to start cranking out cheerleaders you need to know this football season. It's what we do. Want to know what Matt Barkley had for breakfast? There's a Rivals board for that. Want to know what cheerleaders Brent Musburger ogles on a Saturday night? BC has you covered. JUMP!
It's the official start of the college football season for Busted Coverage and has been since 2008 when we first started tracking the USC Song Girls weekend in Tahoe. While dorky sports bloggers are busy going to SEC media days or to Chicago to hear another Big Ten coach babble, we know the real start to the season is when another set of Song Girls gets baptized in those Tahoe waters. Once again, the Song Girls do not disappoint. JUMP!
Um, you guys are in for a treat this afternoon. BC Cheerleading Expert, Asher, went out and discovered a Division II football cheerleader named Natalie from Cal University of Pennsylvania. Why she's not at Florida State or Oregon is beyond our comprehension. Seriously, look at the costumes. Look at the bikini photos. Look at her shape. You are looking at the Hottest DII Cheerleader of 2012. The competition is officially over. JUMP!
Another day, another sneak peak at an upcoming NFL cheerleader bikini calendar. Today we have The ROAR of the Jaguars. Yes, that's the official name of the Jaguars cheerleading squad. Unfortunately for Jags fans, the cheerleaders are the only reason we care about this team. Blaine Gabbert? Loser. The cool part about making this squad? You get to cheer in front of a closed upper deck and your parents in Jacksonville will never see you on TV. JUMP!
BC Cheerleading Editor, Asher, yesterday was given the challenge to get a Florida Gators cheerleader into the Hottest SEC Cheerleader Ever competition. I said something about Gators chicks being hot but not able to figure out how to take the cap off a Coke bottle. Next thing you know he's blasting a Gchat message at me about Tarin Moses. Cute as a button and she's not dumb. Her boyfriend? The UF starting QB. JUMP!
Now BC Cheerleading expert, Asher, is on a roll. Energized by yesterday's "Is this the hottest SEC cheerleader ever?" theme, the guy has shot right back with a Mississippi State contender. You want a cheerleader that's hot and can milk a cow? MSU has you covered. You want a cheerleader that's hot and can't figure out how to operate a twist off Coke bottle? Head over to the Florida Gators. JUMP!
BC Cheerleading expert, Asher, came to us today asking if he could update readers on South Carolina cheerleader, Lauren. Look, this isn't Deadspin or The Big Lead. We'll run cheerleader photos for no reason. Pageviews pay the bills and SEC dorks will keep clicking on a Gamecocks cheerleader, so it's game on. The big question we had about Lauren was if that rack was a 21st birthday gift. Kinda looks that way. JUMP!
Here's a new angle to writing an NHL Ice Girl post - most flexible. It's not like we sent BC Cheerleader Editor Asher out looking for flexible NHL Ice Girls. He's just that good. The guy always has his nose to the ground, sniffing out stories from Facebook & Twitter accounts. Today he stops in South Florida to visit with Karlyn. She turned a cruise ship dancing career into a hockey job. JUMP!
You know what gets BC Cheerleader Editor Asher excited? Spray tanned NFL cheerleaders. Take Courtney, for example. She's a beautiful Baltimore Ravens cheerleader with one of the crazies spray tans we've seen on an NFL cheerleader - ever. Like five layers of bronzer. This chick didn't come to the Ravens with a cheerleading background. JUMP!
You want to know what pisses me off more than Doris Burke calling a men's college basketball game? The morons who are running Hooters. The corporate douchebags. Just last week we learned that the Missouri Hooters bikini car wash was shuttered in a move away from the bikini culture. So guess what the Missouri Hooters held instead? Yeah, a bikini contest in the parking lot. JESUS H. CHRIST! HYPOCRISY! JUMP!
Tired of ridiculous reactions on your Facebook timeline about the health care decision from the bros at the SCOTUS? Turn your attention to the NFL cheerleading beat and Asher's report on how Buccaneers cheerleader Courtney has wrapped up her career. Truly a sad day in American history. And like you want to argue with people on Facebook at lunch. Instead, take 15 minutes and peruse. JUMP!
At Busted Coverage we have a long history of following the exploits of a certain Hooters in SW Missouri that turns the summer months into its very own watery, sudsy playground. Located on the fringe of the Bible Belt, these brave women have spent the last few summers providing those of us with less-than-perfect moral compasses a chance to ogle a bunch of garden hose wielding coeds and get our 2003 Nissan Maximas clean.
What did we learn last night about the Oklahoma City Thunder? Kevin Durant can't get in foul trouble, Russell Westbrook has to drop more than 19 & the Thunder have to shoot better than 62% from the free throw line. Is it possible the Heat go 3-for-3 at home & win the NBA title? Very. That would mean OKC dancer Bailee would be done for the year, which would be a shame. BC Cheerleader Editor, Asher, just might be in love. JUMP!
Two-time defending College World Series champion South Carolina gets its 2012 CWS started tonight against #1 overall seed Florida in a 9 p.m. first pitch from Omaha on ESPN. Tournament darling Stony Brook got drilled, 9-1, by UCLA last night, but the real action gets going today. Big boy baseball. BC Cheerleader Editor, Asher, was ordered to go find a superfan from both S.C. & UF. He came back with cheerleader Taylor, a Gamecock, who enjoys a baseball game now & then. JUMP!
Tired of chicks wearing Kings gear yet? We'll probably stop posting chicks in sweaters at some point this week, but at this point Team BC just can't get enough of the ladies rooting for L.A. in the Stanley Cup. Drink it up, boys. Remember last year in Vancouver? Sure there were some Canucks racks to look at but most of those chicks are fugly. Kings' chicks are on a whole other level. Take Ice Girl Carryln. She's hot, knows hockey & has a pet mouse. Marriage material! JUMP!
Who wants to see another NFL bikini calendar shoot? Tired of perusing cheerleaders in bikini photos? Totally burnt out after the Miami Dolphins 'Call Me Maybe' video and screencaps? Too bad. BC Cheerleading Editor Asher tracked down some shots of the Atlanta Falcons ladies hitting the beaches of Jamaica. Nothing too special, but that might be our jaded opinion after watching that Dolphins video like 20 times in an hour. JUMP!
BC Cheerleader Expert Investigator Asher was ordered to start compiling intel on the San Antonio Spurs dancers because we figure they'll be in the NBA Finals by Wednesday or so. He came back with a little firecracker, Mandy, who is a big fan of the Kardashians, Tony Parker and I Love Lucy. Hell yes that's a well-rounded girl right there. She also has a decent collection of Twitpics for her 97 Twitter followers. How does a Spurs dancer only have 97 followers? Mind-boggling. JUMP!
Know how we know NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin is dating out of his league? His girlfriend, Jordan Fish, used to shake it 40 or so times per season for NBA fans. It's extremely rare for NASCAR guys to dabble in the cheerleader/dancer market for a simple reason: the drivers used to be way too hilljack-y. Ms. Fish should obviously be congratulated on breaking down the barrier. JUMP!
How are we getting you ready for Game 7 between the Celtics-76ers (ABC, 8 p.m.) with another NBA dancer find from Asher. He went out looking for a Celtics dancer and came back with Atlanta native Faren, who just happned to star in Cee Lo Green's "It's OK," video. Do we really care who faces the Miami Heat after this game? Not really. Let's just get this series over with already. JUMP!
Yes, there is basketball tonight in Boston (Game 5 vs. PHI | 7 p.m. TNT) as the Celtics-76ers series moves back to TD Garden. Just when you figure the Celtics are going to bury Philly, Garnett goes out and has a 3-of-12 shooting night. That said, we'll still get a Game 6 in Philly where you'll be able to scope out dancer Cassie one more time in 2012. Asher has been hunting for an NBA red head for you freaks. Here is what he found. JUMP!
Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!
Asher is all over the NBA dancers lately for two reasons: (1.) The guy is in love with cheerleaders. Like thinks about them pretty much every day and (2.) He's on the hunt for the NBA dancer with the craziest college major. Today he makes a return trip to Oklahoma City to visit with Alexis. Her major: Chemistry. Not going to find one of those on the Lakers Girls. Once again, this is just how they roll in OKC. JUMP!
Not kidding, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders could hold a pig feet eating competition as part of their cheerleader tryouts and we'd post a gallery. "Oh, look, that chick can stuff three pig feet into her mouth at one time!" Instant gallery. So when Asher told us he lined up 92 photos of the recent Dolphins cheerleader tryouts, it was a no brainer. Of course it was post-worthy, especially on a Monday. Like you guys have anything else going on. JUMP!
Asher has spent the better part of three weeks investigating the Clippers dance team. His mission? Find the chick with the craziest career goals. That led to Katrina, just another hot chick using her dance career to get into the nursing field. Or that's just what she tells her parents. Nursing seems like a giant waste of time when she could just marry right into millions and not have to waste time wiping down old dude asses. Her call, though. JUMP!
Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!
Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!
TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!
What job does BC Cheerleader Stalker Editor, Asher, take very seriously? NCAA cheerleaders. The guy is a walking treasure chest of knowledge when it comes to college cheerleaders. Not just the big school cheerleaders. Not just the BCS. He prides himself on a variety of knowledge. That said, we unleashed him to introduce you guys to the football cheerleaders for the 2012 season. For some reason he jumped into this project with the Louisiana Tech cheerleading unit. JUMP!
Andrew Luck might have the least social game of a #1 overall draft pick since Eli Manning was picked by the Chargers and later traded to the Giants. Sure, Luck has all the tools on the field. "Makes the reads," as Todd McShay likes to remind us. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, enough of the analysis crap, let's get down to business with the cheerleaders who'll be shakin' it for Goofy. Want to rattle Goofy? Throw a bikini chick in his face. JUMP!
What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!
The Arena Football League is in full swing and that means we infiltrate the cheerleader locker rooms to get a look at what's shakin' it for teams such as the Jacksonville Sharks. Exhibit #1 is Randi. She has the obvious requirements of your typical AFL cheerleader: great rack, party hair, insane bikini collection and a name like 'Randi.' We're trying to figure out why the Jaguars haven't signed her to a one-year contract. Typical Jags move. Let the hot ones get away. JUMP!
The Kentucky Wildcats won their 8th NCAA Basketball title a couple weeks, and I figured there was no better way...
This is the last dispatch from the Cheerleaders of the Final Four series and it just happens that the Ohio State dancer seems to be conservative. But we figured after showing you the Louisville, KU & Kentucky chicks partying and raising hell at their respective campuses, BC would tone it down for OSU. The school is all business this weekend. It needs this national title bad. This is the final gasp before fans come to grips with a football bowl band. Conservative Caitlin - JUMP!
What do we know about Lindsey? She's about to have her cheerleader routine analyzed by 75,000 fans at the Final Four. And on TV. And on the Internet. Saturday's 6:09 p.m. EST tip is just the biggest game in Kentucky basketball history. Sure, it's not for a national championship, but most people feel that if Kentucky gets through this game, the title is theirs. Bragging rights and a title in Lexington would pretty much be the ultimate insult to Louisville. JUMP!
You just know Louisville fans, players, cheerleaders, media, etc. are playing with house money this weekend in New Orleans. Shouldn't be here. Outplayed by Florida. About to get drilled by the hated Kentucky Wildcats. Let's just say Thursday and Friday on Bourbon Street should be a drunk-fest for those UL faithful. Back on the big stage and bringing those hot cheerleaders/dancers to town. Business trip my ass. The Redbirds are going to put on a partying show. JUMP!
While the mainstream media dorks are focused on the great coaching names at this year's Final Four, we're just thankful that four mainstream teams are heading to the Big Easy. Why? It makes finding hot cheerleaders from the school's much easier. You have any idea how hard it is to locate hot Butler cheerleaders? Impossible. What about George Mason? Are you kidding? God bless, Kansas. They're bringing Brooke and those legs to town for to face Ohio State. JUMP!
Of course Asher went out and found a Syracuse cheerleader to ogle during tonight's 7 p.m. game against Ohio State. Her name is Siena and she has the usual photo gallery that you guys like. Dirty schoolgirl Halloween costume, standing over a passed out bro, etc. In other words, she'll keep you company during the CBS timeouts. For those of you planning to gamble on the game, you should note that the Buckeyes are -3. More of Siena - JUMP!
Here's the thing when BC tries to find hot Xavier cheerleaders to get you guys excited for tonight's Sweet 16 game against Baylor - it's nearly impossible. Again, this is Xavier, a private school where chicks don't usually end up for cheerleading. Asher did his best and came up with Ashlee. She seems to be cool enough. Rockin' body, party attitude and hoping for some face time on CBS this evening. JUMP!
Did you guys remember the Sweet 16 gets started in a couple hours? Yeah, nearly forgot, too. The night gets rolling with Wisconsin-Syracuse and Louisville-Michigan State, followed by Cincinnati-Ohio State and Florida-Marquette late. Ohio State seems to have the edge on the inside against the Bearcats, but we'll guarantee you won't see a cheerleader like Ashley on the Bucks sideline. This war goes to UC. JUMP!
We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!
Of course Thursday is a holiday for 85% of American men who could care less about college basketball for 10.5 months out of a year. Of course you wouldn't sit at a bar and watch Syracuse vs. UNC-Asheville in December. Of course Ohio State vs. Loyola-Md. looks like a blowout on paper. But we're all watching. Intently. Is there anything better than gambling, college basketball and cheerleaders on a Thursday afternoon? No, there isn't. JUMP!
The one area where Michael Jordan has been solid in his GM duties for the Charlotte Bobcats has been in the dancer department. What, he's not in charge of hiring dancers? Um, he should be claiming responsibility because the basketball team he puts on the court is horrid - 5-32. The only good news at a Bobcats game? You get to see Lindsay shake it during timeouts. Otherwise, this basketball outpost is a giant waste of time. JUMP!
Yesterday we met the mini cheerleading dynamo that is South Carolina's Taryn. After a little more digging, BC Spirit Editor Asher is back with another round of this 5-footer with insane abs and even more bikini photos. Yes, we're trying to keep you SEC guys entertained. We know that boring SEC basketball tournament is of little interest. That said, here's one more shot of Taryn to enjoy this afternoon while listening to Finebaum. JUMP!
Of course BC knows you SEC freaks - besides Kentucky fan - is at home twiddling your thumbs not sure what to do in March before the big spring game. That means we need to entertain the rest of you until football returns in April. So we've told BC Spirit Editor Asher to get his ass in gear and find us the hottest of the hottest SEC cheerleaders. He visited Columbia, South Carolina and discovered Taryn, a tiny 5-foot firecracker. JUMP!
We hired new BC Spirit Editor Asher away from his old gig at College Cheer Heaven because the guy is a genius when it comes to discovering untapped cheerleading talent at non-BCS schools. Take today, for example. The guy noses around the University of Louisiana-Lafayette until he finds this Parris chick. She's just cheering in obscurity and - BOOM - all of a sudden she's a star. Wait until you see her in a bikini - JUMP!
Got a message from BC's new hire, Asher, this afternoon about UFC Ring Girls. "Hey, did you see the new Japanese chick at UFC 144?" Um, no, but tell us more. Supposedly this was a guest appearance by Azusa Nishigaki, but something tells us she'll be making many more appearances on the UFC circuit thanks to her bikini abilities and the growing number of fans in Japan that are getting tired of Arianny Celeste. Can't blame them. JUMP!
BC Spirit Editor Asher sent word today that he was investigating a cheerleader he'd been hearing about at Arkansas State. Not that she'd done anything wrong. It was just that his sources were telling him that there were come wild chicks in the Sun Belt Conference. This is exactly why we hired Asher. He's not just reposting USC Song Girls pics. He's giving the mid-major cheerleaders a chance to shine on the Internet. JUMP!
In case you didn't hear the news yesterday, we went out and hired Asher from College Cheerleader Heaven to be our new Spirit Editor. HIs job is simple: Keep you guys updated on the hot chicks in cheerleading. Knowing that this weekend will be the final Mizzou-Kansas conference basketball game, Asher thought he'd break down this war with one final Big 12 basketball cheerleader showdown.
Hell yes we're proud to announce that BC has hired the college cheerleader legend, Asher, from everyone's favorite underground site - College Cheerleader Heaven. This might not be a major announcement to the likes of SB Nation or Bleacher Report because they're busy throwing investor money at high-profile bloggers. Meanwhile, BC will just be here giving you guys what you want instead of 1500 word posts you'll never read. Up first: the Miami Redhawks Dance Team! JUMP!