Where do I even start this morning? I’m still dreaming, right? What went down last night in the Busted DMs had to be a dream because it’s not very often that a Busted Hall of Fame moment happens like what was told to me last night by an anonymous source, we’ll call her ‘Mandi’, who shared one of the craziest NHL player stories you’re ever going to hear.
You already knew NHL guys were into some crazy shit. Now we know there’s a guy in the playoffs who likes to take a strap-on in his ass and dabbles in anal beads.
This all started over a BC post on Triple-A baseball and how much money some of these lifer minor league guys make. ‘Mandi’ slid on into the wide open BC DMs and wasted little time making a huge impression.
This is the condensed version of the long story our source originally sent. She met the player online, eventually met, got drunk one night and went to a sex shop. One thing led to another, she joked about him dabbling in crazy shit and the NHL guy found a new guilty pleasure, according to Mandi. Mandi says she “got no pleasure from it sexually,” referring to the NHLer enjoying himself. This condensed version left out some of most hilarious quotes. Maybe one day Mandi will let me release the full version. I’ll keep working on it.
Mandi says there were other NHL guys who went for the ass play. She listed teams, but didn’t want that published.
Mandi tells story about a current NHLer from the Eastern Conference (not the strap-on fan).
Conclusion: Did I miss a few opportunities to ask follow-up questions? Of course, but then again, I was in shock over this whole thing. Here I was just minding my own business trying to close down another day of work and hit the couch. Then Mandi rolls in and says she has butt-played more than one NHL guy.
Sometimes you just let the subject tell the story and be done with it.
Do I believe Mandi? I do. She shared some pretty significant details (dates, cities, names) that tell me the story is true, or she’s the best spur-of-the-moment storyteller in Twitter DM history.
