Do you need garage space for 10 vehicles and a massive RV? Do you want to live in Murray, Utah, which is suburban Salt Lake City? Shawn Bradley – the 7’6″ Mormon Hakeem Olajuwon – has a nearly 10,000 square foot palace that he wants to sell for $3,950,000. Built in 2008, the paint is still fresh, the stylings don’t need updating and you’ll be all set to live your booze-free lifestyle in Utah.
Why’s Shawn, who made $69,580,000 during his NBA career, dumping the dream house? No clue. Maybe Shawn and his hot wife just want to downsize now that the lavish NBA lifestyle is in the rearview mirror.
According to his realtor:
Open and light, with wood flooring, two fireplaces, beautiful windows, superior finishes, and new carpeting complimenting the main floor. Incredible professional gourmet kitchen that would delight any chef while comfortably accommodating family gatherings. Professional gym surrounded by windows, and office and bedroom guest suite, all on the main floor. Family room overlooks the gorgeous pool, complete with slide, sauna and surrounded by beautiful gardens. Upstairs you’ll find a grand and luxurious master suite and bath with a fireplace, and covered deck over-looking Big Cottonwood creek.
Let me add that the theater looks ridiculous. I’ve seen better homemade theaters on AVSForum.com. Also, the man cave is pure shit. No keg taps or TVs that I can see. That Mormon lifestyle seems pretty boring.
Actual highlights of Shawn’s garage-friendly pad:
• 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms
• Driveway is partially heated! Your wife’s feet will stay warm on her way to the mailbox
• Gated — see the photos — initial that bitch
• Whole Foods is 3.6 miles
• Duces Wild ‘club’ is just 6.4 miles
Mortgage: About $14,000 a month before hiring someone to clean the place
[HT: Realtor | Redfin for the photos]
