DeAndre Jordan Has Second Thoughts About Joining Mavs, Emoji Battle Commences

After breaking the hearts of the Los Angeles Clippers last Friday, DeAndre Jordan has reportedly had second thoughts about moving to Dallas:


Shit is so serious right now that the Clippers and Mavericks are mobilizing to Houston for an all out war for the services of Jordan. Hell, even an emoji battle between J.J. Redick, Chandler Parsons and Blake Griffin has broken out:


https://twitter.com/JJRedick/status/618844949413433344


It turns out all free agency needed was some solid emoji action to take the madness next level.
On the real, Blake will probably need all those modes of transportation — apparently he (was) in Hawaii:
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UPDATE: Chris Paul has tweeted the banana boat.


UPDATE 2: Not looking good for the Mavs, Paul Pierce is looking to call game with clip art:


UPDATE 3: Clippers assistant coach Mike Woodson just got word of what’s going down:

Chris Paul, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Casually Riding a Banana Boat
Chris Paul, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Casually Riding a Banana Boat