MC Hammer and the Mayor of Oakland Riding In A Fire Breathing Snail Car


So many things are happening in that title, so many questions.

  • Why is MC Hammer with the Mayor in their own car?
  • The mayor of Oakland is white?
  • MC Hammer is still alive? We haven’t heard from him since The Surreal Life.
  • Is MC Hammer still broke?
  • Why are they in a snail car?
  • Why is the snail car a fire breathing snail car?

Just an odd scene all around. You put a super white mayor with MC Hammer in a fire breathing snail and I’m going to have a thousand questions. Maybe we’ll see that thing on Craigslist in a few days and someone can take it tailgating.
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Oakland Crossing Guard Busting a Move at the Warriors Parade
Oakland Crossing Guard Busting a Move at the Warriors Parade