Someone Definitely Died in This Chiefs Tailgate Van — $875

We’re all for finding a great deal on tailgate mobiles here at BC. In almost every car post we advocate for some hardcore negotiating, but there are times when the art of frugality just isn’t worth it. Case in point: this 1989 Ford Chiefs van. It’s an absolute abomination. I mean, the goddamn helmet decals have aged to the point where they are literally just logo-less,white helmets.
Information from the seller:

1989 Ford van. engine runs great. Transmission shifts smooth and was replaced 40k miles ago. Inside carpets and seats are faded but not in to bad of shape. Good van to haul some people around. AC doesn’t work. Tires are decent. 145k miles.

More like a “good van to haul some bodies around.” Just say no, folks. You don’t want to be the person who has to redesign this crime scene:

[Craigslist- Chiefs Van]

Looks Like Ray Rice Had a Good Time at the Bar
Looks Like Ray Rice Had a Good Time at the Bar