Darnell Dockett Won’t Rat You Out For Stealing

Though Darnell Dockett is currently without a job—the Arizona Cardinals released him today—you can’t dispute the fact that he had a monster week on social media.
A quick recap:

  1. Taught kids about strip clubs and drugs
  2. Worked his FSU buddy Timmy Jernigan to the bone in workouts

That’s a strong week for anyone on Twitter/Instagram, but Darnell hit the trifecta Thursday night when he provided his hot take on folks stealing from a Publix:

(No word on if the stolen items included crab legs.)
Dockett followers know he’s not about knocking on someone else’s hustle. He’s talked about witnessing thievery before:


Can’t blame the guy, he’s a millionaire that doesn’t need to meddle in the business of others.

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