Aaron Rodgers With MVP Olivia Munn Ass Palm

 
 
Aaron Rodgers wins the MVP award and palms Olivia Munn’s ass. Seems like the appropriate way to celebrate. I happened to catch his speech and it sounded like he was about to get engaged to Munn. There was something about “not being able to do it without you,” or something like that.
Maybe all those gay rumors were false after all. The guy seems pretty straight to me.
In other news, Tony Dungy gave his MVP vote to Bobby Wagner. I’m not kidding. And Tony explained his vote early this morning: “For people questioning my MVP vote for Bobby Wagner–it’s called most VALUABLE. He & Gronk were biggest difference makers on two best teams.”
Yeah, whatever.

NY Times Writer Asks Roger Goodell If He Deserves A Pay Cut
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