It was one thing for Troy Aikman and Jerry Rice to question Tom Brady’s deflated balls excuse, but it’s another when New York City strippers from Rick’s Cabaret aren’t convinced that Tommy had nothing to do with Deflategate. Word from Rick’s this morning is that a couple of the ladies are having a hard time wrapping their heads around the news that the Patriots have no idea how AFC Championship game footballs were deflated.
The national media starts talking deflated balls and these strippers perk up.
From Rick’s Cabaret’s news team:
Kimmie, a flame-haired beauty who dances at Rick’s Cabaret New York, the upscale gentlemen’s club known for its stunning array of over 100 exotic dancers daily, warm hospitality, and celebrity clientele, has some doubts about the statements made by New England Patriot Quarterback Tom Brady regarding Deflategate.
“I would like to believe him, but I don’t think he was being very sincere,” she said.
“Look, Tom Brady is an awesome QB, and he is very handsome–I love him. I’m even wearing his #12 Patriots jersey to this Sunday’s Big Game party at Rick’s Cabaret New York. But I have my doubts about what he said. I hate to call him a cheater, and I hope he was telling the truth, but I held a regular and a deflated football in my hands and I could tell the difference!”
“I am looking forward to the game and hope they get to the bottom of the controversy soon. Sunday, I will be at Rick’s Cabaret, where you can watch the game surrounded by all the sexy and hot Rick’s girls. I can’t wait to strip out of my Patriots jersey and dance for you,” she purred.
This is what makes the Rick’s strippers some of the best in the business. They’re pretty sure Tommy’s guilty, but they’re still going to go about life and not hold it against the guy. Meanwhile, there are angry old white guys in the national media who want to bury Tom. Not the Rick’s girls. They move on and figure out how to make a few bucks off the situation. That’s capitalism at its finest.
Need a place to watch the Super Bowl after the Blizzard of 2015? Sunday should be crazy at Rick’s (next to Empire State Building and a couple blocks from MSG). Get over there and look for the Brady jerseys. Throw these girls a few extra dollars for having some fun with Tommy’s deflated balls.
