As I already told you in the Jimmy Graham post, the Saints are holding training camp in West Virginia at the Greenbrier Resort, a five-star palace (4.5 stars on TripAdvisor where everyone is angry & are too quick to deduct stars) that a bunch of old people like staying at because it reminds them of the old days. Meanwhile, you have football bros like Saints WR Andy Tanner and FB Austin Johnson just looking to make a football roster. They’re roomies for the next three weeks or so.
The big issue: there’s only one bed in their lovely floral wallpapered Greenbrier room. ONE BED!
The rooms look spacious, but you get (assuming it’s a king; the place is like $400 a night) bed.
You also get a drinking fountain after suffering through another rough practice: