I just want to party at the beach with this chick. I’m thinking Hawaii. Maybe we go golfing one day just to mix it up a little bit. We drink on the course. Lots of rum. We drink multiple cups of rum mixed with something fruity. The sun is shining. There are like six clouds, but they’re harmless.
We just get shitfaced, golf and then go back to the resort pool to get even more shitfaced. She tells me stories about scoring goals against the German national team. I tell her stories about posting photos of Alex Morgan’s ass. We laugh uncontrollably.
Call me, Sydney Leroux.