Of course you’ve heard of Hooters. It’s that restaurant you go to because of the sub-par food, the same atmosphere you remember from 1994 and those weak curly fries they’ve been serving since the 1980s.
Looking for a new sports bar to look at boobs and watch a baseball game? Here is a little bit of advice for you to keep to yourself.
Find the nearest Twin Peaks location. It is amazing and makes Hooters look like Chili’s. The food is unbelievable, but the real reason you should go is the waitress staff. If you find an ugly waitress at Twin Peaks, you would be the first person ever to find one because, much like a Yeti, they only exist in fable.
Here is a sneak peek at what you are missing out on by going across the street to that other place.