It’s perfectly normal to love animals, but a woman named Adie Timmermans appears to have gone too far.
TMZ shared the news of Timmermans being banned from the Antwerp Zoo in Belgian because of an ongoing four-year “affair” with a male chimpanzee called Chita.
The woman gave the chimp a little too much love so it was messing up his ability to socialize with the other chimpanzees at the zoo.
And, before you weirdos ask, no, there was no monkey sex.
From the report:
Don’t worry … this unrequited passion didn’t get physical — they say it amounted to blowing kisses and waving and whatnot. So, no monkey sex or anything … thank God.
Still, Timmermans is pretty pissed about it … saying it ain’t fair that she can’t come see Chita, while scores of other people will continue to do just that. She genuinely seems upset — as she’s on record as saying this is “all” she has in her life … SAD!
Hopefully Chita and Timmermans will be able to move on with their lives and find love in other places.