Fred Kimble, 55, his wife Pamela Kimble (reportedly estranged) and her 40-year-old boyfriend all live in the same Islamorada trailer. Yeah, like that was going to work. Things broke down early Saturday morning when cops were called to the trailer after Fred allegedly got into it with Pam and the side piece tried to place peacekeeper. Wrong move, side piece.
This is Florida. You can’t get away with that scenario ending without an incident.
From the Miami Herald:
According to what Kimble’s wife and her boyfriend told police, the three were outside the trailer when an argument broke out between the married couple. The boyfriend told Frederick Kimble to stop yelling at his woman. He soon felt a stab as he backed away from Kimble.
Poor Fred. Yeah, he now has to answer to aggravated battery charges, but think about living under these conditions. You’ve been married. One of you isn’t willing to give up the trailer to the other. The younger side piece moves in and is, presumably, banging your wife in the marital trailer.
Then, as you’re trying straighten out things with the soon-to-be former old lady, the new, younger side piece wants to step in the middle. Kinda feel bad for Fred in this circumstance. Sure, he should’ve never shiv’d the side piece, but you have to figure this was boiling up.
Now Fred’s going to spend a bunch of money on lawyers, he’s going to lose the trailer and the side piece is going to be banging his old lady in paradise. Guys, I’m begging you to make sure you’re marrying the right one. And if things do go horribly wrong, please find a new trailer to live in. I don’t care how great of a deal you got on it or how great the sunset looks from the kitchen window. MOVE.