ROOOLLLLLLL TIDE!
Well…welll…wellllll…lookity right here at what I have for you today. Are you in the market for a 4-6 person Bama golf cart — probably get 6 in if they aren’t fatties — to cruise around Tuscaloosa on gameday and want something to that stand out in a world of Bama superfans who have all the toys? Then get your ass down to Exclusive Auto Wholesale in Pellham and slap down $9,000 on this California Roadster.
You’re going to score so much poon driving this thing around it’ll be ridiculous.
From the seller:
VERY NICE STREET LEGAL LUXURY GOLF CART!!! LEATHER SEATS, READY TO ROLL!! IF YOU ATTEND HOME GAMES IN TUSCALOOSA YOU HAVE DEFINITELY SEEN THIS CART CRUISING AROUND ON GAME DAYS!! IT IS SURPRISINGLY QUICK AND CAN SEAT ABOUT 7 COMFORTABLY, THIS CALIFORNIA ROADSTER IS STREET LEGAL AND EVEN HAS A CD PLAYER AND BUILT IN SPEAKERS!!! TONS OF FUN!!! PERFECT FOR TAILGATING FESTIVITIES!!!
I’m telling you right now, you’ll have to kick 9s off that cart. They’ll be walking around in heels, miserable and they’ll see you coming down the road. They’ll beg you for a ride, but you’re already rolling deep with 10s and don’t have room for 9s.
That’ll be your new life. Think about it.