Are you a diehard Browns loyalist who is undeterred by the franchise’s shoddy management? Then we have the perfect potential offseason acquisition for you and your Dawgs, a 1985 (Ford) Browns tailgate van currently available on Craigslist.
Information from the seller:
The bus is titled as a Van, so no CDL required. You will be able to store all of your tailgating gear in the bus, including underneath the custom built bench seats. The bus also comes with a custom built stainless steel table that attaches to the side of the bus as well as a rear hitch. Upgrades since I bought the bus include the following:
2011: new front brake pads and calipers
2011: tune-up and new muffler
2012: professional paint job (exterior) & professional Clear-View on windows and decals
2012: new set of tires (6 total)
2014: new brake lines
2015: new distributor cap and rotor
Asking $7000 cash or cashiers check
Safety first, folks—and this car has it. Sure, it doesn’t feature satellite TV capabilities—like those sexy Ohio State tailgaters we’ve featured this week—but with the money you���re saving there’s no reason you can’t get that going yourself.
If you’re interested in buying, text the guy and figure out why the front of the bus states, “One particular Browns Bus.” Seems a little tame considering the rear has “Dawg Pound Bound” on it.