I know Joe Saunders is a pretty decent starting pitcher (or at least he was on the Angels), but I had no idea that he was also a man of impeccable taste. Or maybe the $23 million-plus he’s earned while playing in The Show afforded him the right to hire an extremely talented interior designer for the Phoenix home he has up for sale.
According to the realtor:
This contemporary showpiece is loaded with architectural excellence! Every inch of this sprawling estate is perfectly designed with divine taste. The industrial kitchen is magnificent, as is every other room in the home, including the gorgeous dining room, breathtaking great room and extravagant media room with an extraordinary restaurant style wet bar. Each bedroom has its own distinct style and the dramatic design elements throughout will leave you in awe. The pristine grounds house the most exquisite pool, spa and fabulous mountain views! This luxurious property is full of elegance, glamour and pure serenity!
Listen, people often clamor for hardwood floors (I know I do), but hardwood ceilings? Are you kidding? That’s freaking awesome. Can someone give me $4 million please?!
Other highlights of Joe’s Phoenix pad:
- 6 beds/ 8 baths/ 8,495 sq ft
- Vincent van Gogh’s The Starry Night is hanging in the study (probably not real but ask for it!)
- Multiple framed jerseys all around the pad (ask for these too)
- Backyard literally looks like five-star resort
- Pink handgun painting…why?
- 5 miles from Whole Foods
- 4.9 miles from the well-reviewed Skin Cabaret
Mortgage: $13,348 before you get rid of all the pink in one of the bathrooms