via The Smoking Gun
Florida Man Daryle Lee Campbell found himself in a little trouble last week during a 3 a.m. traffic stop outside a Best Western in Port St. Lucie where cops say they found Campbell wearing “breathalyzer” & “blow here” boxers with his hair gelled up like he was going out for the night. But it was 3 a.m. And Daryle had been drinking.
Look, this stuff happens to Florida Man. One minute you’re out prowling, the next minute some cop ruins all the fun and then rips on your boxers via the police report. One thing leads to another and the Internet has its hands on the police report.
From The Smoking Gun:
After spotting a Dodge pickup truck weaving on a Port St. Lucie highway around 3 AM, a cop pulled the vehicle over outside a Best Western hotel, according to an arrest affidavit.
The driver, Daryle Lee Campbell, was handcuffed due to his “furtive actions and for officer safety.” Campbell, 54, had been spotted throwing a “black object” from his truck, though the item was not recovered by police.
During questioning, Campbell claimed that he was en route to help a friend who had a flat tire. Campbell–barefoot and in his underwear–seemed jittery, was unsteady on his feet, and appeared “under the influence of a stimulant,” the affidavit notes. After Campbell declined to perform field sobriety tests, he was arrested on a DUI charge.
I looked all over for boxers that fit the bill here and this is all I could come up with and this is on eBay.