23-year-old Minneapolis woman Rose Picklo is in some sh—t after getting a little too lit at last Saturday’s FC Dallas-Minnesota United game. And when we say too lit, she had three beers, removed her top, and gave a seven-year-old a look at her breasts.
Details from The Star Tribune:
In an interview, Picklo said, “I don’t remember a whole lot about what happened.” She also acknowledged being “little bit tipsy” and “on my third beer” at the time.
According to the criminal complaint and a police incident report filed that night:
Officers were alerted to Picklo exposing “her bare breasts in a section full of people” during the Minnesota United game on the University of Minnesota campus.
The 7-year-old pointed out to his mother the half-naked woman standing near them.
The boy’s mother, Tori Hintzman, said in an interview that she told her son, “Don’t look. Just watch the game. That’s what we’re here for.”
Gotta appreciate the mother’s commitment to MLS. You’ve got drunken fans baring all a couple rows behind and that still wasn’t enough to make her tap out from crappy American soccer.
In Rose’s defense, the report states it was a warm night in Minnesota and there were dudes in the stands also going skins. Unfortunately, she didn’t do herself much of a favor by going with an impromptu sit-in, which forced university to police to carry her out like a child.