It’s not rare for Florida to turn in sex toy arrest stories. They pop up about every 2-3 months. You’ve heard of women beating men with sex toys. You’ve heard of a woman attacking her husband after finding a sex toy. Florida couples seem to really love their sex toys.
That brings us to what went down earlier this month when a woman told her boyfriend he’s not a man and then dropped a “you’re a mouse” burn that sent Eric over the edge on his old lady, according to cops.
From TCPalm.com:
Eric Pritsch, 42, was arrested on a battery charge after the incident, which was reported at 3:19 a.m. on Feb. 7 to a Martin County Sheriff’s deputy.
The 58-year-old woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy and asked him to call the police, saying she’d been beat up. The deputy told her he was the police and asked what happened.
She said her live-in boyfriend — Pritsch — “punched her in the face because, as they were having sex, she told him, ‘You’re not a man, you’re a mouse,’ in reference to his apparent inability to perform,” the report states.
Of course both parties claim they were drunk. The girlfriend claims Eric slammed the sex toy into her back, but the cops can’t locate the toy.
Couple things about this story:
• Eric has lived a very hard 42 years; Florida either rejuvenates your life or pulls it out of you one drunken sex toy night at a time
• You’ve heard it thousands of time…nothing good happens after midnight…drunken sex toy fun at 3 a.m. is going to go bad…don’t do it