This one was a hit last year, so I’m bringing it back for all the new NSFWBD fans we gained in 2016 — and there are a bunch of you. So many new closet BD fans out there. I hear from some of you via DMs. I hear from others at the bar. I hear from some of you via email. There’s one constant: You guys love it when the BDs keep it real when white people, on the other hand, are getting all sappy over the holidays.
Not the BDs.
They don’t even believe in giving credit to Santa for bringing all the toys to town. The BDs want credit for supplying the money that bought those toys. Don’t believe me? Look above. White people are always looking to give praise to this mythical character thought up by some bro back in like 1900 and then bastardized by some marketing bro from Hallmark or Macy’s.
So buckle up and enjoy one final laugh from Christmas 2016. Hope you like it.