The Atlanta Braves are going to be very bad this season, which, of course, is pretty much the plan for upper management. They spent the entire offseason acquiring every top prospect imaginable by trading fan favorites like Andrelton Simmons and Shelby Miller. 2018 — that’s when the new-look Braves will take the MLB by storm (they hope)!
But what are fans supposed to look forward to at games in 2016? Freddie Freeman’s well-behaved cat? Probably.
Oh, and these gnarly stadium foods that Turner Field will be trotting out to help fans forget that their team is getting railroaded (via ESPN’s Darren Rovell):
The Punisher
Rib meat smothered with Monster Energy barbecue sauce, anyone? It’ll only set you back $18.
Tater Top Chop
If you thought The Punisher is bad for you, the Tater Top Chop takes things next level with an insane combination of tots, waffle batter, bacon and cheddar cheese.
The Everything Dog (T.E.D.)
The name of this one says it all, but if you just have to know what’s in it, here’s a graphic:
Suffice it to say, you guys will probably be seeing all three of these in our “Best Stadium Foods” list later this month.
[H/t @DarrenRovell]