Johnny Football has had a rough go of it lately. He’s got restraining orders, investigations, and media all over the country ripping him a new one. If he wants to stay in the NFL, he really needs to figure it out. Whether it’s rehab again, or by some other means, he needs to get his head on straight.
I think we’ve found the perfect person to help him. And that would be none other than……. Charlie Sheen.
@JManziel2
it's time 2 refocus
all of your energy
on health & Football!
it's never 2 late
2 get a fresh start!
© pic.twitter.com/cnbzekJYlv— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2016
Sure Charlie is a little crazy, and you might think he’s the worst option to help Johnny, but I disagree. He’s perfect. He’s been through it all but times a trillion. Charlie Sheen has done stuff that Johnny wouldn’t even dream of doing. He can explain to Johnny how to get through it.
Time to refocus on health and football, Johnny. Jerry will be calling soon.